So now the McCain campaign “suddenly” reports that Bristol Palin is several months pregnant and will marry the father. This is obviously a cheap way to detract attention from the extensive evidence showing that Bristol Palin is in fact the mother of Trig Palin. (See my other post) The fact that McCain ignored this rumor, and has not vehemently denied it (which would be the logical response), is further evidence that it is likely true!
Three theories on this announcement:
1. Bristol Palin is “pregnant” but will magically have a “miscarriage” right after the elections. (Or perhaps even right before, so we can all feel sorry for her!) Realizing her mother’s obvious mistake, Bristol will be smart enough to wear a fake belly a la Bree (Desperate Housewives).
2. Bristol Palin and family will adopt another child, cover up the paperwork (as they did with Trig’s birth, of whom there is no record at the hospital !!), and pass it off as her own.
3. Bristol Palin is a teen slut who got herself knocked up again, because her parents are against birth control, right after her previous pregnancy. If Britney can do it, Bristol can do it, right? The baby will be born a month or so “late” (but in reality will be delivered early by C-Section) to make the dates work.
Did anybody need more proof that the Republican abstinence and no birth control policy is a complete failure with teen girls? Even our “future VP”’s daughter couldn’t keep her hoohah shut.
Oh, and if you think the VP doesn’t matter that much, let’s remember that the average life expectancy for American males is around 73. That means, purely from a statistical point of view, that John McCain is more likely to die than not during his time as president. Good luck with your new moose munching, beauty-pageant-runner-up President who can’t even raise a decent, morally upright child.

Bristol only appears pregnant due to her realistic theatrical wardrobe. She will mysteriously have a ‘miscarriage’ after the Nov. election and then her marriage will be postponed or permanently cancelled. She can still take care of baby Trig while mom is running around DC.
Think about it – no record of Sarah Palin’s supposed April delivery and no birth certificate for this baby (two facts available on line).
Someone out there knows who delivered it and whose it is, and they were well paid.
This is subject is none of anyone’s business but the Palin’s -EXCEPT that if true, it provides insight into Palin’s honesty and decision-making process and if she is engaged in a cover-up she is not fit to be VP or worse, President.
I’d like to point out what a completely and utterly reprehensible bottom-feeder you are, but there is no need to direct attention to the obvious.
I surmise from your posts that you point fingers at others, decrying their morals, because you are morally bankrupt yourself. Attacking teenaged girls on the web must really be rewarding for you, hmm?
When I am a guest in another country, I have enough tact to be polite to my host nation. Go back to the Netherlands and leave American politics to Americans. We don’t want you here.
Typical Republican response. Childishly try to put down anyone who expresses a different opinion, on their own blog. And then tell anyone they perceive as different to “leave the country and go home”.
Since you’re apparently one of those rednecks who think Americans’s opinions are more important than others’, you’ll be happy to learn that I’m a fellow American!
Republicans lost precisely because people were sick of small minded ignorance such as yours.
Calling someone a “teen slut” isn’t a political opinion, it’s simply slander. And ignorant.
You claim that I’m childish for attempting to “put you down” yet you slander and condemn someone in the public eye that has ended up there through no action of their own. Yes, that makes you disgusting. It’s not an attempt to put you down, it is stating simple fact.
I’m not a redneck but am happy to be grouped with them if the alternative is to be lumped with ‘enlightened’ people like you.
Pardon me, I meant Libel, not Slander.
“typical Republican” want to stop pointing fingers at people? obviously since this is public and comments are able to be left for some reason i’ll throw in my two sense. when it comes to an issue like pregnancy.. thats personal family shit. its a shame the media knows as much as they do, and that goes for anyone, from the palins to the neighbor girl, whatever.
your complete disrespect and arrogance is pretty sickening “teen slut” boy after hearing that please tell me more about YOUR opinions on what should be TAUGHT to kids. go back to Europe you fuckin pig.
So… the fact that Bristol just gave birth to a baby boy probably ought to draw a retraction from you, eh?
Trig was born in May, Tripp born in late December… She could not have had both babies. In fact, it makes more sense that Sarah gave birth to Trig, since one of the most common birth defects in “Mothers of advanced age” is Down’s Syndrome.
So… none of your theories work. This is just muck-raking just like any hard core conservative or liberal is inclined to do. They bend the situation to what they want the truth to be; facts be damned.